A Serious "Pat Down" at DIA

Jo, Anna and I traveled from Denver to Texas today, narrowly escaping the remnants of the blizzard earlier this week that wreaked havoc on Holiday travelers trying to get out of Dodge for the Holiday. With many of those travelers trying to get rescheduled on flights this weekend, the lines for check-in and security were at all-time highs sometimes wrapping from one end of the terminal to the other and then around a corner and out of sight.

For many of the weary, this morning was an exercise in extreme patience. For the Szymanskis, it was an opportunity to see the glass half full instead of half empty. This was, of course, our first time to travel since Jo's hip surgery. The baggage guys must have noticed Jo trying to navigate the crowd on one good hip and one bad hip and me carrying the baby and all the luggage...or maybe Jo was secretly waving a much larger wad of money than I had in my hand. Either way, their gracious offer to take us straight to the front of the line was much appreciated!

Of course, with one bad hip, it would still be next to impossible for Jo to walk all the way from the main concourse to our departure gate. The only real option is a wheelchair...which does also mean that we cut straight to the front of the security line via the "airport employee/wheelchair only" security entrance.

Anna and I quickly jumped through security and began gathering our bags when the metal detectors started going off louder than I have ever heard. For a second, I thought that maybe Snoop Dogg or P Diddy had just tried to come through security after refusing to remove any jewelry. I turned around to see my lovely wife, lighting up the security machine like a Christmas Tree and a screening agent saying, "So, Mrs. Szymanski, what exactly are you hiding under your clothing?"

Oh well...all's well that ends well, right? To all of our other friends from Denver that I know had to battle those long lines this weekend at DIA, we (almost) felt your pain, but having a metal hip has to come with a few perks.

Merry Christmas everyone! We love you all!

A Tentative Date for Hip #2

Jo has decided to set a tentative date to have her second hip replaced - March 21st - the first day of SPRING! When we saw Dr. Kelly for Jo's follow-up appointment, Jo was given a perfect score on her report card. She does still need to gain weight, but having a point on the horizon to focus on is good motivation (to eat more ice cream).

Jo has her final appointment with the physical therapist tomorrow who says Jo is the strongest patient they have ever had. Dr. Alvarez thinks it will be 6 months before Jo has her next hip done. Good old Dr. Alvarez, always taking the most conservative approach when Jo's health is on the line.

Anna went to the mall to have her picture taken with Santa and she screamed her head off. Can you blame her? Without the ability to really understand Christmas, the big, fat man in the tight red suit is actually quite scary.

Since I am back into one-blog-per-month mode, I want to pass along our wishes for a Happy Holidays for you all! Have fun, eat a lot, be merry and watch out for fat men in red suits (Anna added that last part).